Year 3000

Saturday November 10, 3033 Now all the atomic bombs were placed all over the world. In every major city, capital, waterways, oceans, seas, and rivers. At 8:45, the morning sun glistened on the beautiful blue lake cradled in the dormant volcano located in the middle of the island. It was 85 degrees with a slight ocean breeze. A beautiful day on Ilinio. Minus and Handu got up at 7 a.m. in order to get breakfast ready for their guests. The breakfast consisted of scrambled eggs, sausage or ham, coffee, and juice. While Minus was making breakfast, Handu trying to help, Handu’s father, Eltos Hurgus, arrived. He didn’t knock on the door or ring the doorbell this time. He already had a key to the house. He let him self in and locked the door behind him. He walked down the corridor toward the kitchen and yelled, “Handu, where are you?” Hearing his father’s voice, Handu responded, “I am in the kitchen helping Minus prepare breakfast.” Walking over to his son in the kitchen, Handu welcomed his dad. “Good morning, Dad. We miss you! You don’t have to be invited, come over and see us anytime. You’re always welcome! We love you!” As Handu expected, he got the usual bear hug from his dad. “Dad, take it easy. You don’t realize how strong you are. You are going to break my ribs.” “Sorry, son.” Handu responded, “It’s okay dad.” Minus welcomed her father in law with the usual good morning and a big hug and a smile on her face. She liked her father in law very much. He was someone special in their lives. Minus continued, “Dad, as Handu mentioned when you came in, we love you and miss you!” She gave him a big hug and kiss and led him down to the living room where Minus served him his favorite coffee, a mocha topped with whipped cream. As all the other guests began to arrive, it was now 9 a.m. Handu greeted them at the door: Hilto Litus, Miltos Aldo, Clues Hurgus, Operes Bromes, Pinetus Erases, Thues Sincas, Thues Liberitus, and Neutious Aldo. Handu welcomed them with a big good morning and proceeded to lead them to the living room. After all of the guests were seated, Minus served them coffee and juice. As all the guests came through the front door, they asked Handu the same question on where was Minus. Handu clarified that Minus was in the kitchen preparing a delicious breakfast for everyone. The last to arrive was Handu’s mother, Dolicious Hurgus. Handu gave his mom a big hug and kiss. Handu asked, “You’re late mom. What happened?” “Your dad left quite the mess in the bathroom. You know how your father is, he’s a messer upper.” Handu let out a big laugh. “You’re right mom. I remember how he is! I understand.” Handu gave his mom a big hug and kiss, then spoke again saying, “Well, good morning mom and welcome to our house. Dad and the rest of the guests are already seated in the living room, and Minus is in the kitchen preparing breakfast. We love and miss you and dad, mom. Come and see us more often please. You don’t need an invitation, so come and see us anytime you like!” As all their guests were seated and served refreshments by Minus, Handu stood up and addressed his guests. “Thank you all for coming. Minus will be serving you your breakfast shortly. We do have a lot to cover in this meeting. I would like to inform you that plan #3 has already been completed. All the atomic bombs, real and dummy, are now placed all over the world. The map in the packet your received shows the locations. Please open up your packets.” As the guests were opening their packets, Minus began serving breakfast. After each person opened their packets, Handu reached into his pocket and pulled out Genie. Handu raised Genie to his mouth and Genie gave a command, “Find file 1001!” A red and green light lit up on the small control panel. Handu continued commanding Genie, “Projector beam file 1001 on the living room wall.” Instantly the map on Plan #3 beamed on the wall in vivid technology showing the locations of the atomic bombs, real and dummy. The read glowing dots are real bombs. The green glowing dots are dummy bombs. Handu waited a moment for everyone to regain their composure, and get over the shock of seeing in front of their own eyes, the map of the location of the bombs in every city and every nation in the world. Handu, in a comforting tone in his voice, “As you can see by the map in front of you, every city in the world has a real atomic bomb placed there.” Handu, a deep frown on his forehead, “I know how all of you are probably feeling by now. I can tell by the look on your faces telling yourselves this is brutal, unfair and an abuse of power. As I see it, this is the only way to use the atomic bombs effectively. An awesome display of power, I agree this is the only way that will bring the world down to their knees and surrender.” Handu continued in a pleading voice, “My friends, you all have known me long enough that exploding the live atomic bombs would be my last resort. Is anyone against the plan?” Handu counted on his friends’ support, and they all trusted him implicitly to where not one raised their hands. Altos stood up, straightened himself to his full height, faced the rest of the guests, and began speaking, “Handu, as anyone could see why everyone, including myself, would only want this extreme power to scare the world to the point of surrender. In your Plan #3, as was explained before and now again, it should be no shock to anyone. This plan will work. Also, after the surrender, the world’s population would be pre-mixed into all other territories (nations) in two generations. At the end of the two generations, the nationalism for their own country now in the new world territories would be eliminated. In the new world, every person in the world would be a citizen of a territory, a citizen of the world. Not a citizen of a country as is today.” Alto, realizing what he said, looked at his son, “Sorry son, I didn’t mean to take over the meeting.” “It’s okay Dad, you brought out some important points in forming this New World Government.” Altos said to his son, “I forgot when you are going to notify the nations of the world our intentions?” Handu answered, “How about tomorrow?” With that, the room was very quiet and then as if one, they all stood and clapped their hands, shouting at the top of their lungs. So loud, their voices bounced off the walls, they shouted, “Bravo! Bravo!” The next day at 9am, a message was sent by Handu to every head of government in the world. This is Handu’s New World Government calling. We have 500 atomic bombs placed all over the world. One atomic bomb placed in every city and capital city, and the remaining bombs will be placed in every ocean and sea…”