Make God Your CEO!

By the world’s standards, the salary for an outstanding leader such as God with an unmatched record for success would be far greater than today’s corporate giants could afford. I imagine if I were a recruiter or head-hunter attempting to sell a corporation on God’s abilities, I would confidently and enthusiastically say: “GOD is responsible for more business successes than any CEO in history. He has done many marvelous works throughout His career – far too many to list. However, you may get a peak at some of His most spectacular works chronicled in the all-time, best-selling book ‘The Holy Bible’. To view His best work – just look in the mirror! His trademark is ‘LIFE’ itself. God has never been late to work, missed a deadline or taken a day off. He truly ‘leads by example’. God is in the ultimate business of CREATING, BLESSING, PROTECTING and SAVING LIVES. God thinks of each of His employees as His children. He finds joy in leading everyone under His employment to rich, rewarding, prosperous careers and blessed, fulfilling lives. He encourages all who follow Him to make Jesus Christ – His incredibly talented son and very capable right-hand man – their daily Life Coach, Lord and Personal Savior. In addition, God encourages His team of followers to, ‘don’t leave home without the Holy Spirit.’ God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit comprise the ultimate leadership dream team. God has an incredible knack for building multi-billion dollar empires on a whim. Nothing is too difficult for this CEO. The bigger the challenge, the more He enjoys showing off His incredible ‘problem-solving abilities’. Unlike many of today’s busy CEOs of the world, God is extremely approachable. He encourages every employee, from the mailroom clerk and custodial staff to the Chief Operations Office and Company President, to call Him ANYTIME with whatever their concerns may be throughout the day or night. You’ll never find His phone forwarded to voicemail or His schedule over-booked. He’s always close by – ready, willing and able to lead His team of followers to VICTORY! God is a loving, forgiving, inspiring, one-of-a-kind leader. His name alone commands respect, praise and adoration from people all over the world. Even the most cynical business analysts or devout atheist have to respect God’s unparalleled feats in business. There is little, if anything one can criticize regarding God’s impeccable list of credentials, countless corporate successes and His extensive humanitarian efforts. I could go on and on about this amazing CEO candidate, but it would probably be best if you met Him yourself. He’s available to begin working for you at anytime. All you have to do is seek Him…