God's own

A letter from Satan. Let us now imagine intercepting a letter from Satan to his demonic hordes. What would it say, what would be his concerns? My fellow Demons, sycophants and wickedness; We are almost there. You have almost accomplished your mission and done it so well that many still do not even believe I exist. You are to be commended. This species is on the brink of disaster. (Oh the happiness I gain). They are degrading, disgusting and disloyal; wallowing in their filth. They tell lies upon lies with considerable ease; (very masterfully, if I must say so myself) there are some who are nearly as deceitful as I am; a fact that makes me very proud. Truly they are my children. They kill and do not care, they plot the murders of the innocent with consummate ease; (even for a bet) they have no compassion for one another, and then they point the finger at God. This is so delicious. (I tingle with excitement) This is so wickedly wonderful that I’m lost for words. To find a Diogenes is extremely rear, almost extinct. They kidnap and traffic females even as young as 3years old, and would not stop short of sexually abusing a newly born infant; this includes infant males also. (No wickedness is beyond them) (LOL))!!! No book in existence could hold the evils men do if they were to be written. The sheer wickedness of man is incurable. Often man knows the cause but refuses to address it. We have not even mentioned those who are witches or join my satanic cults to worship me of their own volition. I believe we have brought mankind to a point where they can no longer differentiate the truth from the lie, and he no longer cares. (Just continue to keep them angry that we may keep them blind and possessed) True; some have managed to get away, but on the whole, that is in the minority. We need to work a little harder on those few Christians. (Children of that nuisance fellow; I don’t wish to mention his name) (He has been a plague upon my existence; and my real hatefulness)) However, more than seven eighth of the planet is in our grasps. Very shortly now as we are about to wage war directly with God, who is set to intervene at this time; We shall present all wicked mankind before him as our trophy, and use them as cannon fodder; as our human shields. No need for any new tactics; … until Armageddon. Yours disgracefully Satan.