Hidden shallows
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Lovers tiff Stephanie, Stephanie, Stephanie Your demands will be the death of me I’ve done my best now let me rest You’ve drained my body physically You’ve worn me out I’ve had enough I can’t keep on performing Lets take a break, relax, unwind Continue in the morning Okay, come on, let’s do it We’ve had our little tiff I’ve had myself a rest, and Now I’m getting rather stiff So get up to the bedroom We’ll continue with this caper But you can do the pasting, and I will hang the paper There are Fairies at the bottom of my garden There are Fairies at the bottom of my garden And they visit every evening, for a dance They are lovely to behold and very welcome I just wish they didn’t trample on my plants Their favourite one appears to be the Salsa They do it with such style and aplomb Much better than last week when they were jivin’ It appeared they’d hit the garden with a bomb So I do believe in Fairies, ‘cos I’ve seen them And every night I watch them, in a trance They are graceful and delightful and enchanting Oi, Tinkerbell, get off my bloomin’ plants
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About the Book
If you are easily offended or you are a stickler for political correctness, then perhaps this book is not for you. But if you are someone who enjoys a good laugh, a gentle titter or even the odd wry smile, then you should find something here to tickle your fancy.
About the Author
John has been writing his own special kind of poetry ever since he was a schoolboy, and over the years has had quite a few of his poems published in various anthologies and magazines. John now lives in a small village near Kings Lynn where he continues to write in his own inimitable style.