All That Twitters Is Not Goldberg

Truthful Humor from a Vindicated Columnist

by Matthew J. Goldberg


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Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 11/29/2010

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Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 244
ISBN : 9781450263962
Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 5.5x8.5
Page Count : 244
ISBN : 9781450263955

About the Book

The real-life adventures of your average left-of-center, sports-crazed, technophobic, irreverent yet sentimental humor writer come to life within the pages of All That Twitters Is Not Goldberg. An almost fifty year-old (how the heck did that happen?) first-time father who tries to find meaning in everything from supermarket signs to presidential politics to the purgatory of being a Philly sports fan and weekend athlete, Matt strikes a blow for truth, justice and irreverence on his adventures, which include: • Ensuring that a local supermarket provides Guest Services, as advertised • Pondering the unlimited potential of selling ice cream to Eskimos • Flushing In Flushing during a Chinese New Year’s family dinner gone bad • Consulting a fictitious psychologist about his sports addiction • Preparing himself to author his first tweet Matthew J. Goldberg—author of the brand new Wordapodia, Volume One— is a uniquely dynamic writer and speaker noted for his irreverent, offbeat sense of humor. All That Twitters Is Not Goldberg is a compendium of his The Tip of the Goldberg columns. He resides in Cherry Hill, NJ with his wife Ruby, and son, Baby Ben—a beautiful boy who always makes the author smile and laugh with his sheer joy, kindness and playfulness. For more information on all current, past and future writings and appearances, please visit www.tipofthegoldberg.com, or contact him at matt@tipofthegoldberg.com.


About the Author

Matthew J. Goldberg is a uniquely dynamic writer and speaker noted for his irreverent, offbeat sense of humor. He is the author of the unintended cult classics, So So Wisdom and Mixed Emotions, as well as the just released Wordapodia, Volume One: An Encyclopedia of Real Fake Words. All That Twitters Is Not Goldberg is a compendium of Matt’s The Tip of the Goldberg humor columns—written as a monthly column for a writers’ e-zine. An accomplished, award-winning public speaker, Matt finds truthful humor in just about everything, including his late foray into fatherhood and trying to raise the perfect American Chinese Jewish baby, his addiction to sports (and the singular frustration of being a Philadelphia sports fan) and the hypocrisy of so many in the business world, in political life and within our media. Although real life provides plenty of material, he is not immune to flights of fancy that find him selling ice cream to Eskimos, consulting imaginary psychologists and communing with the very first poet—a Neanderthal wordsmith named Sheldon “Big Stones” Firestein. Matt resides in Cherry Hill, NJ with his wife Ruby, and son, Baby Ben—a beautiful boy who always makes the author smile and laugh with his sheer joy, kindness and playfulness. He endeavors to share his good humor with people, businesses, libraries and other institutions alike. For more information on all current, past and future writings and appearances, please visit www.tipofthegoldberg.com, or contact him at matt@tipofthegoldberg.com.