Snickers, the Preacher Cat.
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Do you ever wonder what your Cat is thinking? Do you wonder what is going on in that great mind? Is it worth a few hours of your time to find out? If so, you have found the right book, dear reader. First, I am not a talking Cat. Cats don’t have the necessary physical equipment to talk. But I have been able to prepare this easy to understand manual, so to speak, on how to raise and live with a contented Cat, which I assume is your greatest desire. You will find that this is time well spent, for it will make your house run much more smoothly. Important things are happening in the intellectual world. For the first time in recorded history, you can be privileged to know what goes on in your Cat’s mind. You see, because I can read, I have been able to write down how to please a Cat. Cats are intelligent, as you have probably ascertained, but we have no way of telling you verbally our wants and needs. However, due to my great mind, and the circumstances in which I found myself, I was able to teach myself to read. You may have determined that already, since I have to be able to read in order to write-a simple deduction. Now, I may not have been the first Cat to learn to read, but I believe I am the first Cat to write a guide for Cat aides and staffers, to show them the inner workings of a Cat’s mind -mine! I can imagine how thrilled you must be, dear reader, to know that you can finally be able to serve your Cat properly. We Cats are a fascinating bunch. As Sir Walter Scott once opined, “Cats are a mysterious kind of folk. There is more passing in their minds than we are aware of.” What a smart man Sir Walter Scott must have been.
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While Snickers is writing her advice for cat staffers and aides, she finds herself embroiled in what looks like a plot to kidnap cats in the neighborhood. She organizes the Pet Club, which involves a way to warn pets of impending danger. She soon discovers that one cat is plotting to replace her as the leader, so she must act fast to stop rebellion in the ranks! And all of this is going on while Snickers is preaching to the pets in the neighborhood about Jesus. Can Snickers maintain her usual cool in the midst of this turmoil?
This is just one tale in the many exciting adventures that Snickers tells about in her book, along with her instructions to people who are fortunate enough to have a cat in their home.
About the Author
I am Snicker's aide.I was born and raised in Detroit, Michigan, and after graduating from the U. of Michigan I became a teacher. I married and had two children, now grown, and was also a Preacher's Wife. We moved around a lot and ended up in Quincy, Il. I am now a retired widow. My main responsibility is watching my grandchildren grow up and taking care of a cat. Snickers is the first cat I've ever served. Notice I don't say owned. Snickers says that is so demeaning to a cat, and let's be honest, does anyone own a cat? Snickers is not a talking cat, so she used my computer to write her book. She has taught herself to read because my husband left his Bibles open around the house. Since she had access to the Bible she was able to teach herself to read. Snickers refers to the Bible as the Leather Book. Cats have recently attained the status of most popular pet in America and Snickers is convinced that all cat staffers would love to read her book so that they could better serve their cats. She thinks of this book as the ultimate cat manual. She points out that one in three households has at least one cat, so what better time to write a book by and about cats?