The Bald Identity
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“Dynamite is down, do you copy?”
Something was wrong and I knew that it was only the start of my problems. By now I was gaining a lot of attention and I didn’t think it would be long before the game was up. I couldn’t understand why they were looking at me. I looked like part of the group, probably better looking than most but my poor hair situation allowed me to get away with that.
I was approached by a friendly looking PA who led me to one side. She almost seemed embarrassed, nothing I wasn’t used to when a lady made an approach.
“I’m sorry but it’s just that someone should tell you.”
“Tell me what sweetheart?” I responded, keeping the pace fast and fresh.
“You’re flies are undone and we can all see your willy.”
Dammit. I hadn’t had time to check the reliability of the jeans before we left. The mission had been far too rushed and now I was paying the price for it.
I broke away and into a sprint, looking for the nearest bathroom to hide in. It didn’t take long before I found the reassuring male toilet symbol and I bundled myself into the first cubicle, locking the door and breathing heavily.
It was then that the voice sounded in my earpiece. But it wasn’t Bartholomew or Marcus.
“Captain Dynamite? What’s going on? You’re supposed to stay off this frequency whilst we’re undercover.”
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Have you ever wondered about a world without reality television or social networking? Were you arrogant enough to believe you had the faintest idea about hair loss? What exactly is 'hairnergy'? Should fat people have the same rights as everyone else?
If you've never once thought about any of these questions then your life has no meaning.
Join former Government agent Trey Bald, as his story of love, friendship and terror takes him around the world and into situations that have moulded him into one of todays most respected bald role models.
About the Author
Trey Bald is a former goverment operative who specialised in hair related violence. After years of service he has become a full time author, recounting his many experiences and blending them with his own words of wisdom in a unique and fast paced style. Currently an in demand after dinner speaker, Trey divides his time between his family in London and his work overseas, which sees him frequenting many locations including New York, Sydney and Biarritz. As of March 2009, Trey has ceased to use a mobile phone in order to improve his face to face conversational style and general social skills.