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About the Book

What Else Can Be Said?

"Pretentious, self-serving refuse."—Professor J.K. Pompous, Non-Listener's University

"Conversation killer!"—Long Island Snobfest

"Excellent distraction from oncoming air-sickness during long, frightening overseas flights."—R. Sirling

"This is someone who should not be permitted the 'use of words' for any purpose whatsoever..."—The National American Libriarian Downsizing Project

"Apparently, you just can't discourage some people, no matter how much talent they lack."—Workshop Hackery Writer's Retreat (Class of 2008)

"Cognitive Dissonance at its finest..."—Dr. Dick Wottzitz, Pathological Review

"The third installment in a deliberate conspiracy determined to undermine the pre-scheduled laundry days of otherwise intelligent, yet greedy consumers."—Gretchen Winnesota, famed household "Queen of Baking Soda"

"Not Again!"—Dysfunctional Misfits Association

About the Author

David Q. Tague is the author of Miscellaneous Hullabaloo: Collected Works 1992-2007, & Inane Balderdash: Assembled Works 2009.