Sincerely, Scott Neumann

About the Book

Imagine e-mailing a priest asking for spiritual guidance and support because you had killed thousands of bugs on your windshield one muggy summer night. Or e-mailing a cigarette shop asking if they would like to carry a new line of cigarettes that grow longer as you smoke them. Or e-mailing a detective agent asking for help because you had reason to believe that someone was stealing your front lawn.

Well, someone didn’t just imagine it. They actually had the stupidity to do it. That’s Sincerely, Scott Neumann, a compilation of dozens of vitally important e-mails and their responses from all over world.

From large corporations, to dream analysts, to porn site webmasters, Scott Neumann has many, many issues on his mind, and thanks to e-mail, he can now get his answers quickly, safely and in the privacy of his own modem.

Sincerely, Scott Neumann is a book that anyone with a computer and half a brain can relate to. Not necessarily in that order.

About the Author

After shattering his parent’s dreams of having a nice Jewish attorney as a son, Lane Strauss has spent a dozen years writing copy at advertising agencies in Cleveland. His parent’s still hope that one day he’ll reconsider and go back to law school. Or medical school, one of the two.