The Pornographic Pizza

About the Book

Romping through his private and professional lives, a child psychologist culls funny, outrageous and sometimes sad vignettes in which he:

• is spooked by a lump of blue coal
• is involved in a nun's death
• orders up a pornographic pizza
• meets a beady-eyed snowman
• lends Betsy Ross a helping hand
• is outwitted by a raccoon
• treats Santa Claus for a seasonal depression
• conjures up a killer dog as a pet
• resolves a child's birthday dilemma
• is stumped by a locked room murder mystery
• confronts a Latino Santa Claus in a grocery store
• survives in the world of competitive bridge tournaments,

About the Author

In his career as a child psychologist, Dr. Geiser worked in a pediatric hospital, child care center, and private practice. He wrote three professional books, numerous magazine articles and four mystery short stories. Currently retired, he lives with his partner, Eve, in Wellesley, Ma. He is the father of four and grandfather to six.