The Machiavellian's Guide to Insults

by Nick Casanova



Book Details

Language : English
Publication Date : 6/23/2008

Format : Hardcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 200
ISBN : 9780595488766
Format : Softcover
Dimensions : 6x9
Page Count : 200
ISBN : 9780595487295
Format : E-Book
Dimensions : N/A
Page Count : 200
ISBN : 9780595608249

About the Book

Have you ever wanted to lash out at someone but lacked the appropriate putdown? The Machiavellian's Guide to Insults takes a humorous approach to dealing with such annoying personalities as the drama queen, the wealth flaunter, the self-proclaimed brain, the temperamental twit, and the talkaholic. Recommended insults range from the subtle and seemingly unintended to the outright declaration of war. Both have a place in your arsenal.

Had Machiavelli written a book on insults, this is the book he would have written. He would have suggested calmly wounding your enemy with a tailor made barb without coming across as if you've been wounded yourself. Often the best putdown is a comment which seems on the surface to be well intentioned. And ham-handed attempts to relate or sympathize can be the most effective ways of underlining your opponent's weaknesses. These are far more humiliating than any angry outburst could ever be. Learn how to eviscerate the proud homeowner, the would-be tough guy, the bully, the boastful parent, the second guesser, and many others.

Machiavelli would also have suggested having these insults ready beforehand, since, despite the old cliché, revenge tastes best when it is a dish served piping hot.

About the Author

Nick Casanova is the type who, in the heat of anger, can never think of the appropriate rejoinder. Instead he sits and stews, and finally comes up with the perfect stinging insult?half an hour too late. Herein are the results of his stewing.