"Ive heard that when thing get really bad, they can't go anyplace but up. I have news for the person who invented that saying. He hasn't met me… that's yours truly, Andrew Schofield Kellogg."
So says Andrew, who thinks things have hit rock bottom when his family moves from California to Washington, DC. But his biggest problem is the same as always, being a brainy, straight-A misfit in a family of sports enthusiasts. Not to mention encounters with the school bully. Disasters? Yes! But as Andrew wryly relates them, "laugh aloud" funny.