MILLI & ME
A dumb dog book not to be confused with the other dog book
by
Book Cover & Preview Text
What a Man Can Learn from His Dog- What Women Really Want from Men! My wife Shelly really loves Milli more than me and I think I know why. Milli never talks back, is always there to listen and is quite content to hang around all day with her and basically do nothing Milli never gives her any advice and Shelly is happy about that. Milli never tells her to stop eating and Shelly appreciates that too. Milli will never tell her what clothes not to wear since she is color blind and Shelly really appreciates that. When Shelly lies down to go to bed, whether feeling good or with a migraine headache, Milli will lie down next to her on the bed and just stare at her. In return for all this, Shelly feeds Milli and tells Milli everyday that she loves her and showers her with lots of caressing, hugs and kisses. HEY- I’M NOT PREPARED TO DO ALL THE THINGS FOR SHELLY THAT MILLI DOES! Sometimes Shelly asks me to hang around in the room with her and do nothing, but honestly I’d rather watch TV or go on the computer and work….. So I guess that’s the reason why Shelly won’t make me dinner or give me any hugs and kisses!
Formats
Book Details
About the Book
WHO WOULD READ THIS BOOK ANYWAY?
(a special note from the Author)
A lot of people have told me (including my wife and kids), that no one is ever going to want to read this dumb dog book. And, even if they were willing to read it, they told me for sure- no one would pay to read it. I'M NOT LISTENING TO THEM. I know most people like dogs more than they like people and spend a ton of money on doggie stuff because it makes them feel good. So for those of you who doubt there is a market for this book- here is the proof: At this very minute, as I am writing this, I am sitting on an American Airlines jet. I have just reached into the seat compartment in front of me and pulled out this SkyMall product catalog. Some of the products in this catalog I just found available for dog owners to buy- that will sell in the millions this year include: dog beds that keeps your dog stay cool and comfortable when resting, dog ramps that will help your dog get on your bed or sofa, portable dog feeders so your dog will never go hungry when you are not home on time from work, lotion that prevents dog tear stains under the eyes, fresh bowl savers- lids for doggie food bowls- to keep it fresh, poop boxes- the economical way to handle doggie waste, walk thru pet gates, doggie boosters for senior dogs- helps them get in and out of the cars easily, bark free- the safe way to prevent dogs from excessive barking, pet wheel away- take your dog whoever you go, back seat barriers- that keep your dogs safe in the car, the ultimate pet feeding and watering kit that prevents your dogs from overeating and here is my favorite- the personalized doggie garden bench - to honor your loved deceased dog. (I guess you bury your best friend in front or underneath the bench.) I rest my case. Buy this book and make yourself feel good - you will enjoy it! Sincerely- Michael Rosedale
P.S. go to www.millirosedale.com and post YOUR favorite dog and pet stories. Maybe they will end up in my next book!!!!!!!!!!
About the Author
Michael Rosedale was born in New York and has lived his entire boring life on Long Island. He grew up in Massapequa, the town of many famous people that have done a lot more with their lives than he has. He is married and the father of four (this includes Milli of course) His biography has nothing to do with this book but since books include bios on authors he was advised to include it. He is a CPA, and Partner in the firm of Rosedale, Scerbo and Drapala. He is also Founder and President of CPAdirectory.com, the largest online directory of Certified Public Accountants. In 2001 Family Money magazine declared him one of the sexiest CPAs in America. He is considered an entrepreneur by many and considered a genius by himself. His passion, enthusiasm and belief in his own bullshit have allowed him to do many things in life without really knowing what the hell he was doing. He wrote this book for the fun of it and for the love of his family dog Milli. But if he happens to make a little money along the way, he would be thrilled.