Shady

About the Book

Money can’t buy you happiness, but poverty can’t even buy you time, and you still have to worry about dodging the bill collector. That’s why Kandy Neadmore married, 70 year old, millionaire, Philip Neadmore, “The King of Pork”. However, she's tired of being the bitch at the end of yet another man's leash, so she’s come up with the perfect plan to get rid of her mean and evil husband. Now way on the other side of the tracks, Effie, the Neadmore’s colored maid, has accidently hit her evil lover on the head with a skillet -- 15 times. Don't even ask how the fork got in his eye. Her two girlfriends are going to have to help her ditch the body, but everyone will find out that evil isn't that easy to get rid of... in Shady. Murder has never been so sassy, so spicy, so SHADY. You’ll never look at pork the same way again!

About the Author

Blaine Teamer is still paying for his PSU education, subsequent sales will help pay for his defaulted loan. He lives in L.A. with the help of Zoloft. He is currently working on his second novel, entitled, THE SECRET LIFE OF SISTER LITTLE.