Pathetic Planet

About the Book

TEXT FOR AUTHOR BIO:

I live in the horrible northeast. I have a fiancee and two hermit crabs, Cake and Prince. I enjoy mountain biking, Isshin Ryu Karate, Bruce Lee movies, and pizza. My goal is to be perfect and to one day live in a cave.

TEXT FOR BOOK DESCRIPTION: This book is unique, witty, perceptive, humorous, philosophic, analitical, critical, realistic, cold, rebellious, observative, genius, informative, common sense, hostile, daring, shocking, moody, open minded, frustrating, honest, abusive, and instructive. This is the only way to describe it.

About the Author

I live in the horrible northeast. I have a fianceeand two hermit crabs, Cake And Prince. I enjoy mountain biking, Isshin Ryu Karate, Bruce Lee movies, and pizza. My goal is to be perfect and to one day live in a cave.