The Covarian Copperhead

About the Book

This timely spoof explores numerous variations of man's worst nightmare. Hell bent on seizing control of the U.S.A., a mysterious Godmother has toiled forty years to build the Silent Sisterhood. One Capovarian, however, challenges her sovereignty and conspires to destroy her invisible empire.

This roadmap to Karmageddon gives the reader a bleak and startling snapshot of the Final Conflict-male against female-brute force against Covarian cunning-apostate church against Divine Womandate.

Written to be read in one sitting, this mind-shock revelation is at once the final wake-up call for Mankind and a rousing Call-to-Arms for Womankind.

"And the LORD God repented of her work, a slovenly, stiff-necked male creature void of any and all ambition. And the Lord God said let us make Woman in our image. And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept; and she took one of his ribs and made she a woman. And the Lord God was pleased with her work and said 'Now it is Good.' And the Lord God rested on the seventh day and sanctified it; and drove the man out into the garden to cut the grass, trim the shrubs, and dispose of the garbage."
Genesis 2:21-25-The Sacred Book of Covary

About the Author

Wisteria Wormwood has spent her life listening to God and battling the forces of dogmatized, doctrinized, and crystallized religion. She lives incognito with her two cats and her male slave-husband, and maintains a strict, daily spiritual regimen?three hours of prayer in the morning, three hours of meditation in the afternoon, and three hours of Bingo at night.