Have Jokes, Will Travel
by
Book Details
Language :
English
Publication Date :
8/20/2006
Recognition Programs
Format :
Softcover
Dimensions :
6x9
Page Count :
124
ISBN :
9780595389261
About the Book
What is the one thing we have in common? We love to laugh!
From the car that creates its own music out of thin air and a mass murderer appearing on Jeopardy to the strange way in which the hunt for Osama bin Ladin first began, Have Jokes, Will Travel has it all. Author James Alan Cason provides an entertaining collection of witticisms as he ponders every topic imaginable:- I wonder what tooth fairies do with all those teeth. They probably sell them to old people.
- Wayne is a recruiter for McDonalds. High school guidance counselors provide him with the names of students who definitely have no future.
- Question: What's another name for the material used during cosmetic surgeries? Answer: Ugly-be-gone.
- I refuse to eat German Chocolate cake! I'm not eating anything that was baked by a Nazi.
About the Author
James Alan Cason grew up in Darlington, South Carolina, and after high school he joined the Navy. He currently lives with his wife Divine, and daughters, Maryann and Amanda in Chula Vista, California.