Take It Or Leave It
An A-Z Handbook of Drinking Your Grandma Under the Table
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About the Book
Take It Or Leave It will take you on a wild ride never experienced before in the annals of literature. First, take a trip with Hunter Flynn, the greatest spy the world has ever seen. He will amaze as he hangs out in a series of bars in a small town. Next, take a road trip from hell with Mick Jagger and Keith Richards as they try to rescue their drummer from David Lee Roth. The former Van Halen lead singer has kidnapped him for their new band. Some interesting people show up along the way. Finally, see what happens when a fantasy machine is invented and two guys find out what it is like to party with some good people from the land of Oz. Yet, things get out of hand when they go to Vegas and hook up with Screech from Saved By the Bell. Get ready to laugh. This is not a threat. That is my gift to you.
About the Author
Holden Finch is a writer who hails from planet Earth. Living on planet Earth has earned him a reputation as a keen observer of human behavior, especially the art of partying. His turnons are The Strokes, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and really crappy television shows like Saved By the Bell. His turnoffs are country music, people who don?t brush their teeth, and Cabbage Patch Dolls. They are just too creepy. When he is not writing, Mr. Finch works as a professional hipster dispensing fashion everywhere he goes.