Résumé

About the Book

"The massive Hancock Center sat erect as a prescient cat its glass and steel eyes monitored the yuppie trendsetters in the chic spots at its feet."

"Cloning could not be fiercely debated in this neighborhood "

She gulped, hiccupped and snickered. "Love only bruises, bites-scrapes and burns. Who's ready for that?"

"Hey, you got it. I'm the 49ers always exciting to watch and always high scoring," boasted Kurt, flexing his biceps. "Always on the hustle, baby."

Erik lifted himself halfway from his seat. He bent over and kissed Jorie on the forehead. She looked at him wide eyed. "What's that for?" she asked.
"Forever and ever."

"Will this be an honor to wear the same shorts all the other sluts have worn?"

" everything we were taught growing up about building a résumé is wrong, untrue."

"If this is the real world it really knocks you on your ass-doesn't it, honey?"

About the Author

Paul Max Banks was a columnist for the Daily Illini in college and graduate school. He also served as a correspondent for the micronpc.com bowl and contributor to ESPN.com. Currently he edits and writes for the satirical Wrigleyville based publication The Heckler. He lives in a "trendy, upscale, yuppie" neighborhood on Chicago's north side.