Humor for Mature Minds, Volume 1
Not your typical joke book.
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16. The Skin Graft A man and his wife were in a terrible accident. The wife sustained a broken arm, but the man’s face was severely burned. It was determined, after consulting with the plastic surgeon, the man’s body could not be the source of a suitable facial skin graft; however, after considerable discussion, it was ascertained that the wife’s buttocks could provide a graft of sufficient size to cover the burn scars. The wife readily volunteered, but she and her husband insisted upon complete secrecy as to the graft donor. After recovering from the operation, people raved about how wonderful he looked. Some thought he was more handsome now than he had before the accident. “Darling,” he said, “how can I ever repay you for the skin graft you provided for me?” “Lover,” she replied, “I get rewarded every time I see your mother kiss you on your cheek.”
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About the Book
Bill Daugherty has been collecting and telling jokes and humorous stories for many years. He does this, not for profit, but for the sheer enjoyment he receives from making people laugh.
With stories such as these, he has entertained his Rotary Club, local and National Audubon Societies, literary group meetings, humorous roast, and members of his weekly bridge games.
Bill’s occupation has not been entertainment. Rather, he has post graduate degrees in Physics and Education, and before retiring, was an Aerospace Engineering Manager at Hughes Aircraft Company, Space Technology Laboratories, and TRW Systems.
He has written two WWII novels about the air war in the South Pacific, Black Cats, and Nightmares. He published a monolog on education, Public School Education Destroyed by Educators, and an engineering text he co authored, Mechanical Engineering for Electrical Engineers. His OP-ED pieces have appeared in major newspapers.
Bill firmly believes that laughter is sorely missing in our world, and jokes about mature subjects are especially entertaining.
To find out of this “Not our typical joke book” you’ll have to read it.
About the Author
Bill Daugherty has been collecting and telling jokes and humorous stories for many years. He does this, not for profit, but for the sheer enjoyment he receives from making people laugh.
With stories such as these, he has entertained his Rotary Club, local and National Audubon Societies, literary group meetings, humorous roast, and members of his weekly bridge games.
Bill’s occupation has not been entertainment. Rather, he has post graduate degrees in Physics and Education, and before retiring, was an Aerospace Engineering Manager at Hughes Aircraft Company, Space Technology Laboratories, and TRW Systems.
He has written two WWII novels about the air war in the South Pacific, Black Cats, and Nightmares. He published a monolog on education, Public School Education Destroyed by Educators, and an engineering text he co authored, Mechanical Engineering for Electrical Engineers. His OP-ED pieces have appeared in major newspapers.
Bill firmly believes that laughter is sorely missing in our world, and jokes about mature subjects are especially entertaining.
To find out of this “Not our typical joke book” you’ll have to read it.