PHRASE AND WORSHIP

About the Book

“In this very room, I’m sensing a DEFINE presence…”

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. That being the case, if 6,047 children from 175 different neighborhoods in 67 different countries each drew 34 pictures, the word-count equivalent would be…a ridiculously high number that has absolutely nothing to do with this book.

But hey, this isn’t a book of math problems – it’s the new book from nutcase author/comedian Donnell “Baby Christian” Owens, focusing on the unique definitions born of his one-of-a-kind brand of heavenly humor! So hop on and enjoy the ride! This spiritual motorbike is built from such an original blueprint design, every card-carrying member of Heaven’s Angels will join you in shouting, GRACE IS THE WORD!!!

Visit us at www.thurd-wirm.com to find out what we at THURD/WIRM Christian publishing & entertainment are planning next. Hopefully, we’ve overcome all the bad publicity we recently received after Baby Christian stopped taking his meds – and tried to pull America together by running a world-class presidential campaign to elect a package of turkey bacon. CHRIST IS KING!!!

About the Author

WHAT CAN WE SAY ABOUT INSPIRATIONAL HUMORIST “BABY CHRISTIAN”?

Nothing his bitter imaginary playmates already haven’t. It’s been said you won’t meet a finer human being on the planet…mostly by junkie parrots being mercilessly exploited in exchange for a cracker fix. In barber school, he was the only student ever to decapitate a practice dummy with an electric beard trimmer. He was so prone to tragedy that as a rebellious teen showing off by smoking in the school bathroom, he accidently swallowed his tongue while blowing smoke rings. The Twilight Zone is changing its name because it’s embarrassed he was born there.

But the guy loves God, you definitely gotta give him that!!! And as Christian comedian in-residence at THURD/WIRM Christian publishing and entertainment, Baby Christian is our go-to guy for Grade-A goofiness and sanctified shenanigans! So drop by for a visit with him (read his comedy blogs) at www.thurd-wirm.com.

Also at www.thurd-wirm.com, check out our other hardback/ebooks for online purchase. Call us at (818) 288-2901 or leave a message for Donnell “Baby Christian Owens at info@thurd-wirm.com. Follow Baby Christian on Twitter/Thurdwirm and catch up with us on Facebook/Thurd Wirm.