Ok, Intriguing:
Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous
by
Book Cover & Preview Text
Get this out of the way now
You know the deal, this book is largely fiction, only some of the celebrities in this book gave me permission to write about them, some of the scientific facts in this book are less ‘facts’ and more ‘really super strong hunches’, and not everything that happens in this book is ‘true’, some of it (particularly the purely fictional parts) I plumb just made up with my brain. Therefore if any of these stories resemble your life, or people you know, well then it is purely coincidental, and frankly freakishly coincidental. Wait, are you my long lost and unknown other me, living in a parallel universe whom I sometimes see in my dreams, and know to be my other me rather than myself because you can fly and yet I cannot? What is flying like man? How’s the apocalypse working out? It looks unbelievably violent and hellish, but as a flyer you just get to watch, oh man you’re so lucky. I wish I were you. Was sex with Emma Watson as good as it seemed? How are book sales on your side? Oh that’s right, I remember, from that one dream, that the apocalypse was caused by people not telling enough of their friends to buy your book, leading to a world wide lack of Hell Yeah awesomenessous, resulting in death to just about everyone but you. I’m sure we won’t make the same mistake on this side. See you soon dude…
Formats
Book Details
About the Book
With the publication of his Ok, Intriguing: Hell Yeah! Awesomenessous, Australian comedian David Tieck propelled himself face-first into the colorful realms of the less-trodden segments of existence with a seemingly simple mission to improve every aspect of its readers’ lives. (He’s just that kind of guy.)
Because David is a man of his word, your life will now be overflowing with love, happiness, business opportunities, favorite places to buy plastic owls, and secrets to avoiding the hot new trend in pets. You’ll even have a better sense of touch, the forgotten sense. (You’re welcome.)
You are cordially encouraged to enter David’s world, one that is generously populated by baffling questions, captivating oddities, absurd downright truths, and unobserved actualities. He boils it all down in hilarious, short comic essays about life’s big questions:
What’s the coolest thing to go to jail for?
Why is carpet so damn awesome?
How do you complete a sex goal?
Who is the King of Roofs anyway?
What the hell are the ants up to?
Does your cannon really need scrubbing?
Why is that rainbow so sad?
Read this book—you deserve it.
Hell, yeah./
About the Author
David Tieck is an artist, actor, and comedian from Sydney, Australia. He’s also the author of Losing My Virginity 52 Times and The Embarrassing-Memory Murderer. He now spends his time hiding under his bed contemplating life and existence, while obstinately muttering “hot fudge or hot caramel … hot fudge or hot caramel?”