The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever

About the Book

"I am speechless. The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever is the most disgusting, crude book I have ever read. I am ashamed to say my son wrote this. Where did I go wrong?"
-Mother of Author Michael Ryan, too embarrassed to give her name

"I succeeded! It is clear that my superb parenting skills paid off. The Author, Michael Ryan, tells the A to Zs of shit taking. He demonstrates his expertise on the always funny material of the infamous #2."
-Proud Father of Author Michael Ryan, who's wife wouldn't let him give his first name

The Dirtiest Toilet Humor Book Ever was written for anyone who wants to laugh out loud about the topic of taking a crap.

Author Michael Ryan displays his expertise on the often unspoken everyday experience of going to the bathroom. He dissects every imaginable issue from the toilet paper texture to the writings on the bathroom stall doors. A few of the many other topics covered are: types of doody, locations, bathroom spray, courtesy flush, the bidet, what to do while going to the bathroom, types of farts, clogging the bowl, activities, wiping (sitting vs. standing), diarrhea, hemorrhoids, girls, masturbation, constipation and public toilets in various countries.

About the Author

Michael Ryan grew up in Chicago, Illinois with his loving mother, caring and beautiful sister and perverted father and brother. His friends, family and traveling experiences alongside his frequent visits to the toilet have allowed him to gain a firm understanding and appreciation of the peculiarities of the bowel movement. He is considered an expert in the field amongst his peers.