Episode III
The Soft Rock Café
“Pass me that ham, brother! And a few slices of that bacon, too!
Mmmmh! Mmmmh! You Barbarian boys sure do know how to eat.
I’ve been eatin’ fish so long I’m startin’ to wiggle when I walk.
Thank God for my liberty!”
We all laughed ’til we hurt. We loved this guy; loved to hear him preach,
and loved to watch him eat. He was rough and tough on the outside—
his leathern face weatherworn by the Judean sun and the salty wind
of Galilee, his big hands calloused and his biceps sculpted by a million
tosses of the heavy net and a thousand draughts of fish—he was rough
and tough alright, hard as an oyster shell on the outside, but just as
tender within. The Greater Fisherman had shucked him, shucked him
like an oyster, breaking open his hard exterior, wounding his side with
the gospel of grace, and shaping his hard heart into a magnificent pearl
of great price. And, my! Did he love to eat! Not gluttonously like a soft
fool, but manfully like “the rock” he was. That’s what we called him—
“Rock.”
“Hey, Rock,” I said. “What are you up to today?”
“I’m headed for the synagogue to meet some guys from Jerusalem. Old
Thunderhead sent them.”
“Old Thunderhead?” I queried.
“Yeah, you know, James, Old Thunderhead; he sent them. Said I needed to
meet with ’em. Somethin’ important.”
“Important? What’s so important?” I asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. You know James, not an ounce of humor in him; but
this must be really serious for him to send these guys all the way up here from
Jerusalem. Hey, did you hear about that kid Timothy?”
“Timothy, who’s that?”
“Some Gentile kid Paul picked up in Lystra.”
“No, I haven’t heard. What about him?”
“Can you believe it? Paul circumcised him! A grown man! Ouch!! He must
want to preach something fierce if he’s willin’ to go through with that. Paul
may be a little guy, but he’s tough.”
“I thought Paul wasn’t into that legal stuff,” I retorted.
“He’s not, not unless its serves his purpose, you know, helps him make his
point.”
“Ha! I guess Timothy got the point.”
“And how. Hey, I’ll see you guys later. Thanks for the breakfast. See ya’
tomorrow mornin’. How ’bout pork chops?”
“You got it; pork chops it is.”
“Hey, Barnabas, you wanna go?” Peter asked.
“Sure, I’ll tag along, but Paul’s comin’ into town, too, so I’ll have to be on
the lookout for him.”
“Paul and Old Thunderhead both comin’ to town? Hmmmh!” Peter’s
curiosity peaked.
“And Titus is with him,” Barnabas added.
“Titus? Who’s that?” Peter asked.
Barnabas replied. “He’s a Gentile preacher, like Timothy. But somebody
said he wasn’t circumcised. Kinda strange that Paul would circumcise Timothy
but not Titus. Somebody said it has somethin’ to do with this trip.”
This worried Peter, that Paul was bringing an uncircumcised Gentile
to Antioch. “I don’t get it.”
Barnabas agreed, “I don’t get it either but, like you said, Paul always has
his point.”
“Yeah, I guess. But some of the guys are not going to like it, not a whit.”
“Not going to like what?” Barnabas queried.
“Not goin’ to like the fact that Paul’s got some uncircumcised Gentile
preacher taggin’ along with him. I’m worried. Sounds to me like Paul’s askin’
for a fight.…
… the next morning we waited and waited for Peter, but he never
showed; Barnabas didn’t show either, so we went ahead and breakfasted
without him. But we did set aside a couple of pork chops for them in
case they made it later. That’s when the message came—“Synagogue at
high noon. Paul says, ‘Be there.’ Somethin’s cookin’, and it ain’t pork chops.”