Your Face Will Freeze That Way!

About the Book

"I thought it was brilliant, really brilliant. What a smart boy Tristram is."-Mrs. Hoosier

"I'm really a lot cooler than the book makes me out to be."-Jason Hoosier

"Okay, so Tristram wrote a book. Big deal. Anybody could do that. He thinks he's so big all of a sudden. But I can still kick his ass, and he better never forget it."-Aaron Hoosier

Tristram Hoosier, age 12, gets in a fight at school over a haircut, becomes a vegetarian for a day, sneaks out to watch a midnight movie and builds a fort in the woods-perfectly normal activities for a seventh-grader growing up in Indiana. But he is surrounded by an endless string of tragic and sometimes criminal characters that lend each story a uniquely comic twist.

About the Author

Tristram Hoosier is a native of Gary, Indiana. He is a seventh-grader at Lake Junior High School and enjoys little league and watching anything and everything on television. His income is primarily derived from his paper route in the Sagebrush trailer park and raking leaves in the fall.